What Happened to a Binge Watching Fish and Crab

Here is a fish that I drew. His name is Sushi. The crab is named Pincher. They lived in a great coral reef. The reef had a dangerous awful monster. Or so they thought. They actually lived in a fish bowl. The dangerous monster was actually a shark that was inside of a virtual reality mask. Their owner had taped a virtual reality mask to their tank. The sea horse at the bottom was their friend Bob. Bob never talked and sat still all day. Sushi and Pincher never assumed that he was made out of plastic. This trio had swam all over the ocean. Or so they thought. They had really watched a lot of virtual reality. e-fish

The only thing they did all day was watch virtual reality and watch their owner watch TV. These two became binge watchers.

These sea creatures had lived this way there whole life. They had never even guessed that there life was fake. One day there fish bowl was picked up and carried into a roaring monster. It was really the car. They rode to the beach. When they got there they were moved onto a cruise ship. They went for 3 days on this boat. One day when there owner was gone swimming, some one picked up their fish bowl, and stole the virtual reality mask. Suddenly their old life was gone, and they realized that they had been living a fake life the whole time. They started trying to chase the thief. Sadly being behind bars in a fish bowl they had to watch the thief get away. They had previously been to busy watching a fake life, to notice the imprisoning fish bowl before.

Being bored they tried to talk to Bob, but Bob never once even looked there direction. After hours of this, it hit them that Bob was a fake friend, who was not actually interested in them. After all he was plastic. So they began getting to know each other better. Sushi had never realized that Pincher was good at break dancing. Pincher had never know that Sushi had a passion for art. They had always been to busy watching virtual reality to notice.

When the owner got back, he got a new virtual reality mask for them. They built a wall of pebbles, that way they didn’t have to see the mask. While they were still on the cruise they began making an escape plan. First they had to act dead. Then they would be flushed down the drain, thankfully all drains lead to the ocean. They learned that from a movie. It was on TV so it was definitely true. They didn’t know that all drains actually lead to septic tanks. Thankfully their owner threw them overboard, not into a drain. When they got there they had to learn survival skills. Thankfully they had watched a survival show where a man ate raw fish to survive. So they started eating  raw fish. They got sick from doing this and died.

The moral of this story is don’t watch to much TV or Virtual Reality. You most likely will not die, but you may think you should do something crazy like eat raw fish. Also nevvvvvvvvver turn cannibal you will die if you do that.

 

 

More Cow Art

Today I was too lazy to write much, so, I just posted some cow art. Hopefully you enjoyed the last picture of a cow that I drew. By the way I’m from Texas, where everyone enjoys art with cows.

Yours truly,

A homeschooler’s kid.

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A Homeschooler’s Life

Written By Garfunkel and edited by Dream Girl

Sunday morning, we wake up at 8:00 am. We eat breakfast and don’t have time to clean it up. When we get to church were just barely on time. Monday morning, I wake up at 6:30 and fall asleep on the couch. I wake up later at 7:30 or 8:00 and eat breakfast. I then get to school work and finish at 11:00 am to 5:00 pm because I’m either lazy or I’m not. Tuesday same,Wednesday same,Thursday same,Friday same, and finally Saturday then I realize I don’t have anything to do and am board.

P.S this is only most of the time.

A Strange Consequence

Today I am talking about consequences from a kids perspective. I am the oldest of five kids in my family, and like most older children, I sometimes wish my siblings would listen to me. They in turn want me to not be so harsh. I will admit I can be harsh, and bossy, but my argument is that I wouldn’t be so bossy if they would listen. Well we have all experienced situations like this. I was tired of it so I went to mom. Always the best place to go in situations like this.

I told her that I wished me and Lady Z ( the one who I get into fights the most with ) could trade places for a day. I said that it would be a good learning experience for her if she was allowed to boss me around and I was allowed to ignore her. Mom said she wasn’t creative enough for that. She said to pray about it. So I did pray some, but forgot about it later. Mom didn’t though. A little later that day, she announced that if Lady Z didn’t obey me she would be my personal servant for the day. The same went for Garfunkel, ( my brother ). If she didn’t obey him,she would be his personal servant. She was allowed to file a complaint to mom about our rules, but only after she had obeyed them.

The first day went well but the second day Lady Glitter Sparkles disobeyed me. Well mom carried out her threat, and I had a personal servant for the day. I felt mean bossing her around but mom said I had to give her jobs to teach her to obey. I had her do a few dishes, help clean more than usual, and fold laundry. Some how I feel like she might obey a little better in the future.

Your’s truly a homeschool kid.