The Stealthy Chore Boy

By Garfunkel

I look out the window. No one in sight. I open the door and run as fast as I can. Suddenly, I see a car. Maybe, I hope, I can avoid being seen. Thirty yards to the trash can. Car coming on fast. Twenty yards to the trash can. Car coming on steady. Ten yards to the trash can. Car very close. I throw the trash in the dumpster. I turn around and take off toward the front door. Phew, I made it. Suddenly mom says ” Here’s some more trash.”                                                                                                                                                                                THE END

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